Joe Biden’s been around for a lotta years, so he’s got a lotta war stories.

Emphasis on “stories”:

A lie? Well, that’s definitely totally normal for Joe Biden.


Probably a good idea. There’s plenty of material to work with.

Uh-oh, Joe. Looks like you’ve got some ‘splaining to do.

Or maybe not. The Guild of MSM Fact Checkers usually lets this sort of thing slide if exposing it would hurt a Democrat.

Narrator: They can’t be bothered. We’ll bother them, but they reeeeeeally don’t want to deal with this.

Fortunately there are others who are willing to put in the work.

The rumor was true:

Thank you, Bonchie. Because we’re sure as hell not gonna get any believable explanation from the White House.