If the U.S. wants to assure their dominance in the next Olympic games, just put CNN in every single event. Because not only are CNN’s contortion abilities world-class, but CNN is ripped AF.
That’s what comes with bending over backwards and carrying water for Democrats for as long as they’ve been doing it.
Check out this impressive routine:
— Orwell & Goode (@OrwellNGoode) November 19, 2021
Only took nine days for that turnaround, which is pretty damn good considering how much spinning and heavy lifting is involved in a feat like that.
— Logan Dobson (@LoganDobson) November 19, 2021
Seriously, we’re legit impressed. Not only has Joe Biden managed to completely reverse the gas price problem he faced very recently, but he did it with China’s help. And CNN Business senior writer Julia Horowitz was there to cover it all!
9 days apart, same author. It’s almost not even believable
— 𝘽𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 (@BakeK82) November 19, 2021
Same writer even. Amazing.
— The Streeter (@thestreeter) November 19, 2021
The same reporter at the same outlet.
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) November 19, 2021
— 🇺🇸Night "High Class Problem” Wood ✞⚭⚓ (@Shteina_Gott) November 19, 2021
@brianstelter The best in the biz! CNN can't miss!
— Matthew M (@mm07699) November 19, 2021
CNN only seeks out the most Reliable Sources when it comes to their journalism. Isn’t that right, Brian?
— KnoxTrebilcock (@KnoxTrebilcock) November 19, 2021
— Keyzer Soze (@Come_On_Ground) November 19, 2021
They crossed into parody quite a while ago. But now they’re really embracing it.