Is it ever a good day to be Adam Parkhomenko? We can’t imagine that it is.

But today seems to be a particularly painful one for the oft-furious Democratic political strategist, thanks in large part to Glenn Youngkin and Winsome Sears’ victories in Virginia.

Here’s a delightful snippet from his newsletter this morning:

We’d offer him a hug, but we feel like maybe a straitjacket would be more effective.


Good luck with alllll that, Adam.

TMI, dude. But we’re glad you’re enjoying yourself!