When Matthew Dowd announced his candidacy for Texas Lieutenant Governor — as a Democrat, of course — we laughed. A lot.

And then, we laughed at Jennifer Rubin, because this was her take on Dowd:

And if anyone knows bold and conscientious, it’s Jennifer Rubin.

It’s still hilarious in the afternoon.

As he should.

We have no doubt that Maria Shriver found Matthew Dowd to be a bold and conscientious partner in adultery.

Vote for Dowd! Vote for Dowd!

Hairless, presumably.

Well, not with that attitude!

A hack. An unapologetic hack.