With the Taliban regaining control of Afghanistan and preparing to murder a whole lot of people, the Left needs to stay ahead of the curve and make sure to remind everyone that Republicans are at least as bad, but probably worse.

We’ve seen plenty of seizing and pouncing for years, but that just doesn’t cut it anymore. Salivating was pretty good, but not quite oomph-y enough. Time to kick things up a notch.

Take it away, Vanity Fair:

Now we’re cookin’!

We imagine that Good God is rolling his eyes right about now:

Oh, it is.

We shudder to think about what the Republicans will do next.

In the most literal sense:

Much better.