In case you missed it, the FDA has approved the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID19 vaccine:

Well OK then.

This is legitimately good news.

But that doesn’t mean that it’s all smooth sailing from here. In fact, it’s pretty rough sailing, at least pronunciation-wise.

Because here’s the name that’s been chosen for the vaccine:

Comirnaty? This vaccine is a triumph of modern science, and they’re calling it Comirnaty? What the hell kind of name is that?

Laaaaame.

We’d like to think he wouldn’t have.

It does!

And we choose not to accept “Comirnaty.”