Considering they just retook Afghanistan, it’s only natural that the Taliban would have some thoughts on the current situation. So it makes perfect sense for them to hold a news conference.

It is kind of surreal, isn’t it?


Well, since they’re kind enough to take questions, let’s hear what they’ve got to say:

And speaking of respect:


We’re legitimately impressed that the Taliban know what women are thinking when they can’t see their faces and women aren’t allowed to have opinions.

Good idea.

It’s gonna be great, you’ll see! We’ve got nothing to worry about. Nobody has anything to worry about.