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'Nobody needs this': CNN's 'much-anticipated' new venture has the makings of a world-class faceplant

Things are happening at CNN!

This sounds promising, doesn’t it? Are you sitting down? Because you’re going to want to be sitting down.

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Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Here it is:

“Much-anticipated.”

Yes, you definitely don’t want to miss any of the details!

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CNN’s pooled all their collective brainpower for this, guys. They’ve got their Top. Men. working on it.

It’s a bold strategy. And CNN can’t wait to see if it pays off for them.

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CNN should be prepared to not like the answer to that question.

So many people already don’t want to pay for *regular* CNN. What makes CNN think we’re willing to pay even more for “exclusive” crap?

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At least CNN’s staying on-brand.

We look forward to Regular CNN’s coverage of the layoffs.

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