According to his Twitter bio, failed Democratic House candidate Mark Judson “dabbles in standup comedy & improv.”
Alas, we’re pretty sure he’s not joking with his hot Memorial Day take:
Fact: If every single Republican voter magically disappeared tonight – in 10 years the US would have the: best education in the world, most affordable quality Healthcare in the world, most prosperous Middle Class, etc.
Every Dem vote makes one of theirs disappear!#MemorialDay
— Mark Judson For Congress – Scorched Earth Dem 2022 (@Judson4Congress) May 31, 2021
Can we get a fact check? Because we feel like this needs a fact check.
Democrats control the entire education system and yet produces the dumbest voters on the face of the earth. The dumbest ones, of course, being Democrats.
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) May 31, 2021
Once we Jail all the RW Propagandists I'm sure we'll get education squared away!
Don't worry – you'll be fine. As long as you've NEVER profited financially from producing misinformation.
Because then you would have some issues;-)
— Mark Judson For Congress – Scorched Earth Dem 2022 (@Judson4Congress) May 31, 2021
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OK then.
*6 days after Republican voter rapture*
“Um. Why’s there no food in this grocery store? Why’s gas $20 a gallon? Why can’t I find anyone to fix all the things breaking in my shitty prefab house? Wtf is going on at the power plant, my lights won’t come on?” https://t.co/ijQPQ0xlnd
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) May 31, 2021
Heh.
https://twitter.com/JFlumph/status/1399404974187102210
— The Wolf King (@sonofbalthazar) May 31, 2021
You can't fix this level of stupid. https://t.co/ED4v4oUjla
— Pradheep J. Shanker (@Neoavatara) May 31, 2021
And Pradheep Shanker is a doctor, so he knows.
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