It’s time for another Andrew Cuomo press conference!

But today when he gave the heads-up, he teased “an announcement”:

Would he finally address the sexual harassment allegations against him?

If you were expecting an Emmy-worthy performance, Gov. Cuomo did not disappoint.

Depends on what you mean by “crying.”

What a train wreck.

So much cringe. Just pure, unadulterated cringe.

Here are some of the highlights:

Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?

He kisses everybody, you guys! It’s fine!

He’s just following in his father’s footsteps.

This guy.

It’s true. It’s also pretty gross.

Sorry, he’s made it perfectly clear that he’s not going to resign. He’s going to do the job he was elected to do.

He literally has no shame:

Nothing? Really? Not one thing?


Next up:

Wait for it.

Andrew Cuomo is an insult to everyone.