Ken Jennings Still Sucks. That's It. That's the Headline
Mollie Hemingway Has a Reminder About NYT and WaPo After These Analyses of...
'Get Some Lunch, BIG BOY': New Disturbing POV MN Shooting Footage Shows ICE...
Heifer PUH-LEASE: Jasmine Crockett Tells DOOZY of a Charlie Kirk Lie to SHAME...
Major Reveal, LITERALLY: POLITICO Accidentally Links to Revealing Internal Doc (Knew It Wa...
Spot the Not-So-Subtle Differences Between NY Post and CNN Takes on the Minneapolis...
Loser's Libelous Lectern Lie Lost
Asra Nomani Shares Infuriating DEEP DIVE on FAR-Left Network Behind Anti-ICE Protests Acro...
If Dems Want to Know Who to Blame for ICE Officers Having to...
KNEW It! Julie Kelly Exposes Renee Good's Wife, Her Connections to MN ICE...
So, About That LUNATIC Alleged 'Trump Supporter' Screaming About EXECUTING People in MN...
Anti-ICE Protesters Being Coached Before Press Conference Say the Quiet Part Out Loud
WATCH CNN's Anderson Cooper 'Play' Dumb About New MN Footage That Only JUSTIFIES...
There's WAY MORE to 'MN Mom' Renee Good That Lefties Do NOT Want...
Organic? LOL-RIGHT: DAMNING Thread Takes Group Behind Minnesota ICE Agitators (and Who FUN...

In hard-hitting 'analysis,' WaPo reporter gushes over Jill Biden's scrunchie skills and 'radical normalcy'

Did you spend four years just craving radical normalcy? Washington Post reporter Jacqueline Alemany clearly did.

So imagine her relief now that Jill Biden is First Lady.

Advertisement

Actually, you don’t have to imagine it. Just let her tell you:

Analysis. This is an analysis.

Bet you’re curious about what passes for analysis, aren’t you? Here’s a taste:

The new first lady, Jill Biden, made news last week … for wearing a scrunchie. Biden stopped at the Black-owned bakery The Sweet Lobby on Friday to “pick up some Valentine’s treats for the weekend,” she tweeted. Sporting floral earrings, a pink coat, a black mask and carrying her own bags of treats and baked goods, it was Biden’s scrunchie that really lit up the Internet.

Leave it to a scrunchie to capture the zeitgeist of President Biden’s promise to “return to normalcy,”  a stark departure from the “I don’t really care” message sent by Trump. After four highly choreographed and manicured years, Jill Biden’s laissez-faire approach to her public image and affectionate relationship with her husband may foreshadow a different approach to the traditionally staid and formal office of the first lady.

Advertisement

So much, it hurts.

Anyone want to do an analysis and find out?

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos