It’s not like anyone actually believes that President Joe Biden will bring about great national healing and unity, but that hasn’t stopped him from pretending:
After a year of pain and loss, it’s time to unite, heal, and rebuild.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) December 27, 2020
For what it’s worth, actor-comedian David Cross isn’t even bothering with pretense:
At least he’s honest. Deranged, but honest.
— 🔥This is Fine🔥 (@NalaWasHere) December 28, 2020
Step on up with your bucket, sweet pea. pic.twitter.com/S8pWSE56F3
— Chuck Runamok (@WayTooMuchGear) December 27, 2020
Come and get it, princess.
— 𝕾𝖒𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖘𝕷𝖎𝖐𝖊𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖗𝖎𝖙 (@TheSuppressed86) December 28, 2020
Come getcha some, sparky
— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) December 28, 2020
Don’t waste your breath, guys. David doesn’t want to hear it.
I am loving the responses to this that are all, "come and try pussy soy lib hollywood girl woman" as if these anonymous maga chuds & chudettes don't practice the same exact feckless violent fantasy trolling https://t.co/m517NJTqE7
— david cross✍ (@davidcrosss) December 28, 2020
So if we’re understanding David correctly, it’s OK to engage in “feckless violent fantasy trolling” because the other side he hates does it, too. Acting like “anonymous maga chuds & chudettes” to own the “anonymous maga chuds & chudettes.”
i WaS jUsT jOkInG LiGhTeN uP wHeN I jOkE aBoUt YoUr DeAtHs
— Jon 🔬 (@JonnyMicro) December 27, 2020
Be careful what you wish for. pic.twitter.com/RzoEuerD0x
— Fred the Great (@fredontwittur) December 28, 2020
Uh-oh, David …
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) December 28, 2020
He just listed himself pic.twitter.com/00dWUbSarx
— Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) December 28, 2020
The man inside David Cross doesn’t seem very nice.
take your teamocil
— matt’s idea shop (@MattsIdeaShop) December 27, 2020