Joe Biden says our darkest COVID days still lie ahead of us, but that’s no reason to feel bad.

Things are gonna be great real soon, you’ll see. Before we know it, we’ll all be best friends.

Because there’ll be a different team in town:

Look, Fat. Joe Biden’s a lover, not a fighter. If he says he’ll take you behind the gym, it’s only because he has a lovely picnic set up there.

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We’re sure we have no idea what history you’re referring to.

Oh, well. Yeah, there’s that.

And that.

And a lot of other stuff.

Why should we expect him to start stopping now?

We have a feeling we’ll be coming back to it a lot.

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