Nothing satisfies a sweet tooth quite like social justice.

Especially if it’s dairy-free!

Exciting news from everyone’s favorite SJW athlete Colin Kaepernick:

How fun!

The flavor actually sounds pretty good. Too bad Kaepernick has a tendency to leave a bad taste in our mouths.

And it had so much promise!

Maybe next time.

Eh, if anyone can squeeze out one more minute, it’s Colin Kaepernick.

Well played.