Barack Obama never really went away. And now that he’s got a new memoir — or, rather, part one of a new memoir — to promote, he’s extra-not-going-away.

That’s why he’s doing things like sitting down for hard-hitting tongue baths from Stephen Colbert, where he proposed a thought exercise:

Just imagine if Democrats started acting like elections were stolen!

Imagine if Barack Obama started acting like an intellectually honest person.

Geez, Barry. C’mon, man!

This. Friggin’. Guy.