It’s time for another edition of “What if Donald Trump’s Campaign Did This”:

“Mathematical president-elect”?

Since when is “if news organizations declare” how election outcomes are determined?

No matter how badly the media wish it did.

And speaking of the media, where’s their outrage over the possibility of Joe Biden declaring himself president before the final vote tally? We thought stuff like that was a direct threat to our democracy or something.

Every time.