Tessa Dunlop is a London-based TV presenter and radio personality. She is also a historian.

So you might think that, as a historian, she’d know a little something about how the world works.

Alas, you’d be very, very wrong:

Well, we know where Tessa can go.

To The List with you, Tessa.

Well, Tessa may be a moron, but at least there’s a silver lining: