When Joe Biden speaks, it’s difficult to listen to him without wondering if he’s losing what’s left of his mind.
So it makes sense that he’d look to Twitter as a more effective means of communicating his message — whatever his message is.
Here are some recent offerings:
We need a president who believes in science.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 19, 2020
The United States of America has always emerged stronger from every trial and tribulation — and we will again. We will overcome this.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 20, 2020
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Now more than ever, we need a president who will choose to unite rather than divide.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 20, 2020
That is, like, so deep. But it’s nothing compared to this:
When we emerge from this crisis, we can’t just go back to the way things were before. We need to take this country to a place we’ve never been. Where we finally live up to our highest ideals and everyone gets a full share of the American dream.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 20, 2020
We’re gonna need some dressing to go with that word salad.
GP How? Specifically how. https://t.co/4ECrlg7geL
— The Gormogons (@Gormogons) May 20, 2020
Don’t ask for specifics, man. Just feel. Just let the feels wash over you.
What does this even actually mean? It’s just idealism and pointless banter about the American dream like seriously? Ppl are voting for ppl who have their interns tweet this type of shit? In the year 2020?? We’re still doing this? Like 1965 hasn’t already happened?
— Tef Poe the ? (@TefPoe) May 20, 2020
GP Looks like Biden's hired Hillary and Obama's campaign staff. They generate gauzy, feel-good statements that let a voter think the candidate agrees with them but in reality the statements say absolutely nothing.
Warren was awful, but at least you knew where she stood. https://t.co/4ECrlg7geL
— The Gormogons (@Gormogons) May 20, 2020
Who dusted off the Pete Buttigieg Platitude Generator?
— Holden (@Holden114) May 20, 2020
Perhaps Joe hired Pete's intern?
— Blame Big Government (@BlameBigGovt) May 20, 2020
omg enough with the empty platitudes Joe
— CNN sucks (@Fishbones2017) May 20, 2020
You're not Obama and you sound stupid when you try. https://t.co/L7MKuj6p7f
— China is lying (@jtLOL) May 20, 2020
It was bad enough the first time around.
