Elizabeth Warren is very upset, you guys.

See, not only did she flame out spectacularly in the Democratic presidential race, but she says Massachusetts got screwed by the federal government.

It’s “unacceptable”!

First of all:

She can’t help but lie. It’s part of who she is.

And secondly, since when does Elizabeth Warren have a problem with an all-powerful federal government?

Don’t you just hate it when that happens, Liz?

Oops.

That’s pretty much what it boils down to. If she’s in charge, give the federal government all the power.