Ladies and gentlemen, the comedic stylings of Hillary Clinton:

She’ll be here all week. Try the veal, and be sure to tip your waitress.

We dunno … her batteries seem to be wearing out.

Seriously, though. You’ve kind of got to give her props for having the chutzpah to tell a joke like this given that she’s, you know, Hillary Clinton.

It should come as no surprise that she’s taking a whole lotta rakes to the face for that one:

Ooo, snap!

Nice one, Hill.

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