You’ve gotta hand it to Vox’s Ian Millhiser: It takes a lot of chutzpah to go out there every day and share your terrible ideas with the world, subjecting yourself up to endless public humiliation. And Ian Millhiser’s got buttloads of chutzpah. There’s really no other way to explain his decision to write this:

The Constitution is so dumb, y’all. Aren’t we lucky to have geniuses like Ian Millhiser who aren’t dumb to explain things to the rest of us.

We, too, find Ian’s idiocy painful. Amusing, but painful.