TDS-afflicted Cheri Jacobus is pretty sure Nancy Pelosi’s got Donald Trump ‘by the doo-dads’ and spells it out in bizarre take

Did I just land on the mystery of Pelosi's plan, @tribelaw @RickPetree @AriMelber? If Trump's impeached for indictable crimes in The Mueller Report, he can't be pardoned if he resigns. So far he's been impeached but not for indictable crimes. She's got him by the doo-dads, right? https://t.co/RtdAJUCH6f

— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) December 30, 2019

Ummm …

@RBReich wrote: Article II, section 2 of the Constitution gives a president the power to pardon anyone who has been convicted of offenses against the United States, with one exception: "In Cases of Impeachment."

— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) December 30, 2019

When you’re citing Robert Reich, that should be a pretty good clue that you’re not all there.

there is disagreement by scholars, of which I'm sure Pelosi is aware and is in "bring it" mode — Let's test this. Make the GOP choke on it pic.twitter.com/DzhF2d2ARM

— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) December 30, 2019

Oh, honey …

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— Bad Legal Takes (@BadLegalTakes) December 30, 2019

Imagine typing that tweet out and thinking it was so good that it was worth sharing with everyone who could possibly see it. Just imagine. And then thank the good Lord that you have better judgment than Cheri Jacobus.

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— Potstirrer Podcast (@potstirrercast) December 30, 2019

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— Kacee111 (@kacee1013) December 30, 2019

This is painful to read. https://t.co/pmV1DijpPe

— (((AG))) (@AGHamilton29) December 30, 2019

This is so embarrassing

— JP (@jp_malone) December 30, 2019

The thin line between "bad" and incomprehensible.

— Jason Altman (@thetruejason) December 30, 2019