If you’re waiting for ABC News to go beyond a BS CYA statement and address getting busted for burying Amy Robach’s major Jeffrey Epstein scoop head-on, well, you might want to go ahead and grab a Snickers or ten. Because according to Yashar Ali, it’s not gonna happen:

Well, there you have it.

It should be incredible. But we’re apparently living in the Upside-Down, and media outlets burying stories is apparently our reality now.