Imagine getting to this point in your life without fully understanding the greatness that is Rachel Maddow. Well, lucky for you, you don’t have to worry about that, because the New York Times Magazine has got a whole damn feature on the greatness that is Rachel Maddow:

“The Maddow experience.” This is not a drill:

And that’s just the beginning:

How … what … how … ?

We need a drink.

Honestly, the Babylon Bee couldn’t’ve done a better job if they’d tried.

The whole article makes us physically uncomfortable.