The New York Times’ reputation is officially going down the toilet.

Seriously, this is not a drill:

And how. It took not one, but two women to crap this thing out. More:

We may be living in an age where certain pockets of the corporate world are breathlessly adapting to women’s needs — company-subsidized tampons, salary workshops, lactation rooms. But even in the world’s most progressive workplace, it’s not a stretch to think that you might have an empowered female executive leading a meeting at one moment and then sneaking off to another floor to relieve herself, the next.

Poop shame is real — and it disproportionately affects women, who suffer from higher rates of irritable bowel syndrome and inflammatory bowel disease. In other words, the patriarchy has seeped into women’s intestinal tracts. Let’s call it the pootriarchy.

Girls aren’t born with poo shame — it’s something they’re taught.

Too bad nobody taught these ladies to not write dumb articles.

Emphasis on the “anal,” we guess.

Ewww.

And speaking of ewww, can we talk about that graphic for a minute?

Inquiring minds want to know. Except maybe they don’t …

Apparently the same thing that happens in their newsrooms.

Ha!