As Twitchy told you earlier, Joanna Schroeder, a blue-checked “writer, editor & media critic with a special focus on gender in the media,” explained how America’s white teenage boys are being turned into white supremacists and offered up some tips on how to prevent it.

Her thread reads like parody, so it’s only natural that someone parody it. And who better to do so than Her Royal Wokeness herself, Titania McGrath?

Be sure to share this with all the mothers of white boys out there. They need to know what they’re up against.