As Twitchy told you last night, newly released surveillance footage of Erica Thomas being “verbally assaulted” in a Publix grocery store cast even more doubt (if that was possible) on Thomas’ version of events.

That was a safe bet. But what have we here? Could it be that the expert debunkers at Snopes are finally ready to do their jobs and call Erica Thomas out for being the hoaxer she is?

Psh! As if:

Snopes can’t debunk Thomas’ hoax, but they sure as hell can debunk the Babylon Bee’s satirical version of it:

Wow, we totally thought that was a real headline. Thank you, Snopes!

We’d have one less supposedly respectable outlet to mock. And that would be a damn shame.