You knew it was coming, and it’s finally here. Salon’s entry into the 2019 Independence Day Hot Take Contest:

Welp, there you have it.

At least the ratio’s exciting, though:

It’s really poppin’! And on track to get even better.

Of course it’s bait. But why shouldn’t we make the most of it? It’s a holiday, after all.

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