Remember that time Bill de Blasio murdered a groundhog? We all saw it as a blatant act of animal cruelty, but maybe, in reality, it was more of a mercy killing. Because that groundhog was fortunate enough to have not been around for this:


It’s always nice when a father and son can collaborate on a ratio:

It’s on track to do very well:

And it just keeps getting better.


It’s touching, really.

Apparently his son.

If anyone can pull it off, it’s Bill de Blasio.