Well, this should come to news to a lot of you … it turns out that Chick-fil-A is controversial because conservatives and Republicans made it a big deal.

No, really. Just ask Houston Chronicle metro columnist Erica Greider:

What?

Erica seems … confused.

Who’s the one running away from an unpleasant narrative, Erica? The truth is that the Left dragged Chick-fil-A into its absurd culture wars.

Wethinks the gentlewoman doth project too much.

Since Erica started this debate, you’d think it’d be pretty obvious to her. And you’d evidently be wrong.