The Beto O’Rourke Fail Train appears to be gathering steam:

Even his fellow kids are over him.

He’d’ve been better off just bringing his newly found turtle for the kids to play with.

Sad! For him. Not for us. We’re enjoying this flameout immensely.

Maybe next time.



The hits keep comin’! Beto O’Rourke’s experiencing ‘every single way it is possible for a tool to get dunked on’