Somebody fetch the mop, because Ezra Klein practically peeing his pants at the prospect of Elizabeth Warren delivering on her vow to wipe out student loan debt and make college “free”:

And if you’re one of those weirdos — like the Washington Examiner’s Philip Klein — pointing out that Warren’s proposal would actually screw over a lot of Americans, Ezra’s not about to let you rain on his parade:

Has Ezra Klein ever thought about anything for more than a second? If he had, might realize that he’s grossly mischaracterized fiscal conservatives’ reasons for opposing Warren’s proposal.

Since Ezra’s apparently feeling so generous, why doesn’t he put his money where his mouth is?

We agree. He should feel free to do the same for us.