A lot of people who watched Joe Biden’s video in which he addressed the allegations of inappropriate touching and behavior couldn’t help but notice that he didn’t actually apologize for any of the creepiness we’ve all witnessed. Well, it seems there was actually a pretty good reason he didn’t apologize: he’s just not sorry.

So, basically, he’s going with the Touchy McToucherson version of “I’m sorry if you were offended.”

Sounds like it, yes.

Let’s see how far this thing can go, shall we?