With Michael Avenatti facing multiple federal charges and the prospect of prison time, what he really needs now is someone to lean on. That someone, as it happens, is not Stormy Daniels:

Here’s that announcement:

No, Stormy. Please comment further. We honestly can’t get enough of this stuff.

Well of course. But that doesn’t really make her crapping on him today any less entertaining.

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