As Twitchy told you, crusader for truth and justice Michael Avenatti is now facing multiple federal charges including extortion, bank fraud, and wire fraud. We think it’s pretty safe to say at this point that this isn’t how he thought things would pan out.

He should’ve put some Windex on that crystal ball of his:

And we’re guessing the dad from “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” would also advise him to save some Windex for this burn by Donald Trump Jr.:

Oh. Em. Gee.