Your next POTUS Kirsten Gillibrand is confronting the opioid crisis head-on — and evidently forgot to put on her crash helmet first. Because here’s how she’s selling her bold plan:

Pardon?

We see what you did there. But in all seriousness, this is some next-level garbage from Gillibrand. And judging from the ratio, we’re guessing she’s suffering from some acute pain of her own right now:

Very well deserved. She’s getting raked over the coals from all sides.

Based on Gillibrand’s tweet, we’d call that an accurate assessment.

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Update:

Let’s check in and see how Gillibrand’s little gamble is paying off, shall we?

Couldn’t be happening to a nicer lady.

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Update:

And it just keeps getting worse …