Your next POTUS Kirsten Gillibrand is confronting the opioid crisis head-on — and evidently forgot to put on her crash helmet first. Because here’s how she’s selling her bold plan:


We see what you did there. But in all seriousness, this is some next-level garbage from Gillibrand. And judging from the ratio, we’re guessing she’s suffering from some acute pain of her own right now:

Very well deserved. She’s getting raked over the coals from all sides.

Based on Gillibrand’s tweet, we’d call that an accurate assessment.



Let’s check in and see how Gillibrand’s little gamble is paying off, shall we?

Couldn’t be happening to a nicer lady.

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And it just keeps getting worse …