'Are they joking with this?' Vanity Fair reveals Beto O'Rourke hasn't learned a damned thing (but WE certainly did)

As Twitchy told you, Vanity Fair’s out with yet another glowing profile of furry messiah Beto O’Rourke. And aside from the usual nauseating and embarrassing fare, it also contains a few nuggets of eye-catching information.

Like this, for example:

Are they joking with this? pic.twitter.com/b4txpKHZqr

— Kate Hyde (@KateHydeNY) March 13, 2019

So, he really hasn’t learned any lessons from that whole DWI-and-almost-killing-someone thing, then. But we’ve certainly learned something:

BAHAHAHA raise your hand if you're only just now learning that Beto's DUI was the result of a drunk booty call pic.twitter.com/lZuCZ0sheL

— Tiana Lowe (@TianaTheFirst) March 13, 2019

Guuuuh.

"in his telling he was pathetic but nonetheless chivalrous"

— Drew Holden (@DrewHolden360) March 13, 2019

Well anyway, one thing’s for sure:

I guess his kids are lucky if that’s the worst thing that happens while they’re in the car with daddy.

— Sgt. David Spracale of the Fan Police (@dspracale) March 13, 2019

For the love of God, America. Please take Beto O’Rourke’s keys away before he causes any more damage.