As Twitchy told you yesterday, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has informed us plebs that there’s “plenty of money” out there … “it’s just in the wrong hands.”

Now, if you’re like us, you’re probably wondering, “OK, so whose hands are the right hands?” Well, the answer is Bill de Blasio’s, of course. And his wife’s. As Becket Adams shows, New Yorkers can definitely trust those two to use taxpayers’ money in the best possible way:

Could those hands get any righter?


Sounds like maybe as long as it’s in Bill de Blasio’s hands, it won’t be “plenty” for much longer.

And here we thought socialism was the answer to our problems.