ATTENTION COMRADES: Mayor Bill de Blasio has a message for you. . .

You see, the problem is your money is in the wrong hands. Specifically, it’s in your hands and not his hands:

When someone shows you who they are, believe them:

But it will probably work out this time. Right, comrades?

Can’t stop, won’t stop:

We KNOW what comes next:

Well, not his wife’s hands:

“Comrade give it a rest”:

Oh, but it gets worse. Here’s NYC’s mayor flapping his arms up and down like a giant bird as this church sing’s R. Kelly’s, “I believe I can fly”:

What a doofus.