As Twitchy told you, Democratic Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has at last released her landmark Green New Deal. And now that we’ve had a chance to get a closer look at the details, we’ve gotta say, we’re impressed. We’ve never seen this many pies in the sky before — good thing we’re getting rid of all the airplanes! And buildings:

Don’t worry … the Green New Deal has got plenty of provisions for unable or unwilling participants:

This stuff is the type of genius we’ve come to expect from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‘n pals.

It’s also pretty light on, you know, science.

Now that’s just silly. Even poorly informed high school seniors are smarter than Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Oh, don’t forget the part where they admit that they have no idea how they’re gonna pay for this thing:

That’s the sweetest icing on this whole damn cake.

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