Today is a momentous day, because it marks the first White House press briefing of 2019:

You’d think this would be front and center on CNN and MSNBC. And you’d be wrong:

Sorry, Jim Acosta. Looks like the world won’t get to see you in action this time:

Well, they probably have more important stuff to talk about. They’d never cut away from a White House press briefing unless they had a really good reason.


They are Real News, Mr. President.

But then what would the brave firefighters shriek about?