If you haven’t checked your portfolio lately, you might have missed the fact that, despite all of Donald Trump’s self-professed economic brilliance, the markets aren’t doing so hot today:

And blue-checked Nation contributor Sean McElwee, who for some reason has tens of thousands of followers, couldn’t be happier about it:

Now there’s the Christmas spirit, personified.

Does he know better, though?

That’s a charitable way of putting it.

Exit reminder:

Just in case you’re not clear about who we’re dealing with.