Now that Michael Cohen’s been sentenced to three years in prison for various crimes and is speaking out against Donald Trump, many of our best and bravest firefighters have discovered a strange new respect for him.
“It was my blind loyalty to this man that led me to take a path of darkness instead of light. I felt it was my duty to cover up his dirty deeds.” — Michael Cohen
— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) December 12, 2018
Michael Cohen's shot at Trump after sentencing (per published reports): "Time and again I felt it was my duty to cover up his dirty deeds rather than listen to my own voice.” @realDonaldTrump
— Brian J. Karem (@BrianKarem) December 12, 2018
#Cohen gave a tearful speech at his sentencing hearing, saying that working for Trump was “a personal and mental incarceration" and that “time and time again, I felt it was my duty to cover up his dirty deeds." pic.twitter.com/2A9vL5yWGM
— Vox (@voxdotcom) December 12, 2018
But some are way past respect … they’ve moved on to straight-up awe. Check out this passage:
[fart noises] pic.twitter.com/1Q70J1mdJf
— Matthew Walther (@matthewwalther) December 13, 2018
Fart noises might be a little too kind for what we just read.
Who wrote that so I can sue them for making me pass out
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) December 13, 2018
unsigned alas https://t.co/lqwzcLIhLw
— Matthew Walther (@matthewwalther) December 13, 2018
Were the specific members of the New York Times editorial board who contributed to that hot mess too ashamed to use their names? Because we wouldn’t blame them. That crap is straight-up embarrassing.
Oh my sweet lord. Thought it had to be Chuck Blow
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) December 13, 2018
It may well have been!
— Jeff B. (@EsotericCD) December 13, 2018
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