Has anyone seen our eyes? We seem to have lost them after they rolled out of our heads:

How to Real Journalists™ like Christiane Amanpour find time to be Guardians of the Truth when they’re so busy being Guardians of Their Own Egos?

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LOL! Christiane Amanpour rallies MSM to ‘real reporting’ (after long hiatus) to escape ‘mortal peril’