Sometimes, Donald Trump is so conservative, we can’t even comprehend it. This is one of those times:

Just tremendous.

MAKE AMERICA RICH AGAIN! By bleeding American consumers dry.

Trump beat her to the punch this time! An impressive feat, to be sure. Truly heroic.

So, if he’s the Tariff Man, he’s gonna need a theme song:

The life of a superhero is a lonely one, though.

Sad!