Attention, job seekers! The DNC is looking for a miracle worker … do you have what it takes?

They could certainly use some help with “rural outreach.” And we have no doubt that they’re going to take it more seriously this time around.

Or not:

Sounds about right.

“Some travel”? You mean, like, to rural places?

Grooooooooossssss.

Seriously, though. Maybe the DNC should hire an optics director, because this isn’t the best look.

Still:

Good point.