As Twitchy told you, MSNBC beclowned themselves yet again with this absurd attempt to turn Beto O’Rourke’s floundering campaign into a net positive for the Texas Democrat:

While MSNBC’s spin won’t win Beto much respect, it does seem to have gotten him a brand-new nickname, courtesy of delightful evil genius Iowahawk:

Crap. We’re gonna be kicking ourselves for a long time for not thinking of that.

“Skateboard Jesus.” It’s just so perfect. Sick, as Beto’s skater pals would say.

Exit question:

Stay tuned to find out!