As Twitchy told you, MSNBC beclowned themselves yet again with this absurd attempt to turn Beto O’Rourke’s floundering campaign into a net positive for the Texas Democrat:
Beto O'Rourke's campaign has transcended politics to become something of a political-cultural phenomenon. https://t.co/PuVrc3wXFz
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) October 18, 2018
While MSNBC’s spin won’t win Beto much respect, it does seem to have gotten him a brand-new nickname, courtesy of delightful evil genius Iowahawk:
Skateboard Jesus has risenhttps://t.co/ELJ8AXOwTZ
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 18, 2018
Crap. We’re gonna be kicking ourselves for a long time for not thinking of that.
This will go down as one of your Top 5 tweets.
— Bugs Mathis (@maneatscereal) October 18, 2018
Skateboard Jesus…. ???
Trademark that now!!!!
— 1/1024th Secret Squirrel (@SecritSqrl) October 18, 2018
“Skateboard Jesus.” It’s just so perfect. Sick, as Beto’s skater pals would say.
Dems "Did you know, he can float on air?!"
People "That was just a skateboard."
— MATTMcAllister (@Catfatmatty) October 18, 2018
He turned water into wine and then swerved across a median into oncoming traffic
— Sam (@Sam_5thEstate) October 18, 2018
How long before Sen. Spartacus throws sand in his wheels? https://t.co/ea0P3CZcmH
— Nick Gillespie (@nickgillespie) October 18, 2018
Stay tuned to find out!