'Daaaaaaaaammmmnnnn'! The Onion leaves Elizabeth Warren down for the count

After how Elizabeth Warren’s day has gone, this is the last thing she needs right now. Which is why it’s so damn perfect:

Elizabeth Warren Disappointed After DNA Test Shows Zero Trace Of Presidential Material https://t.co/YrpY1AYgqF pic.twitter.com/u5OgHIKVYg

— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 15, 2018

Yessssss. Is that delicious or is that delicious?

Ouch. https://t.co/HNNDiALfNp

— Daniel Wanke (@danielwanke) October 15, 2018

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— Aaron Olivo Ⓥ yeet (@AaronIOlivo) October 15, 2018

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— Biddeo Hoejima (@Luvina_things) October 15, 2018

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— bellyflop (@sixhunnitfitty) October 15, 2018

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— CCRN (@ICU_CCRN_) October 15, 2018

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— Scott (@scottharms) October 15, 2018

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— Charlie Chu (@CharlieChu) October 15, 2018

Daaaaaaaaammmmnnnn

— Josh Mendoza (@Gordito2387) October 15, 2018

Oh man, that's brutal.

— CJ Makaryk (@CJ_Makaryk) October 15, 2018

BRUTAL. https://t.co/NHINn8dJPh

— Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D., M.S. (@Neoavatara) October 15, 2018

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— Samantha Couvertier (@samcouvertier) October 15, 2018

This liberal is LOLing

— Chrismrod (@ChrisMRodgers) October 15, 2018

I am DYING!!!!!!
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— Lynni Megginson (@LynniMegginson) October 15, 2018

Damn.

When even the Onion thinks your stunt was an absolute joke. https://t.co/D0v7YXcNgH

— RBe (@RBPundit) October 15, 2018

Tough break, Liz.