We’re not sure why anyone would trot out John Kerry to weigh in on the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation circus, but here we are:

Wait … what?

Inquiring minds wanna know, John. Because it sure as hell doesn’t come off as well as you thought it did.

And even leaving aside the whole drunkenly-abandoning-a-woman-to-drown-in-the-car-you-drove-into-the-water thing, what about this?

Not that we can recall, no.