The New York Times is looking for a few good men — and women — to help them fight the scourge of Fake News.

No, really:

That’s cute, New York Times, but:

Real Journalists™, heal thyselves.

Boy, did they ever.

Same.

Snort.

… And the guy who wrote the article didn’t delete his tweet until today:

So.

Awkward.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.